i am training

to be the cactus

in your chair

wait, NEW REPORT JUST IN:

the never-ending block of cheese

has come alive

and is terrorizing all the mice

in the city!

tramps have started eating

all the twinkies

 AND

i just salted a man cold

for taking my dog’s water bowl

you silly fools

did you think i slept in school

i drank in school

got flanked in school

earned rank in school

for all the in-crowd

OUTCASTS

who outlast

the drought cabs

in a race

damn droolers

creating bigger puddles

for the poolers

me

on the rooftop

rebel flag in my hand

burning it

just to make a point

that to idolize anything

is to lose thyself

and to lack obsession

is sometimes

 the act

of

discipline.